The Donkey In the well

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a
Well. The animal cried piteously for hours as
The farmer tried to figure out what to do.

Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the
Well needed to be covered up anyway;

It just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and
Help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began
To shovel dirt into the well. At first, the
Donkey realized what was happening and cried
Horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he
Quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally
Looked down the well. He was astonished at what
He saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his
Back, the donkey was doing something amazing.
He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel
Dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it
Off and take a step up.

Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey
Stepped up over the edge of the well and
Happily trotted off!

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds
Of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well
Is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of
Our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out
Of the deepest wells just by not stopping,
Never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.

Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.

Live simply and appreciate what you have.

MY IQ

Your IQ Is 85

Your Logical Intelligence is Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Above Average Your Mathematical Intelligence is Above Average Your General Knowledge is Below Average

A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

MY EQ..

Your EQ is 127

You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt. On an average day, you're quite happy, together, and content. You live your life well. Your emotions aren't always stable, but you can go along with the ups and downs pretty well. You tend to be motivated, energetic, focused, and level headed. You see the world pretty rationally, and you don't tend to over dramatize things. When things are bad, you know they eventually have to get better.

What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?

MY EQ..

What famous Movie Kiss are you?

Your Famous Movie Kiss is from Romeo + Juliet

"Has my heart loved 'till now? Forswear it, sight! For I never saw a true beauty 'till this night."

What Famous Movie Kiss Are You?

now tell me your movie kiss..

Few Random Questions for me

TEN EMOTIONS
1. are you missing someone right now?
--Simoun Bryan Nuque

2. are you happy?
-- Yes I am

3. are you talking to anyone right now?
-- Not anymore.

4. are you bored?
--Somehow

5. are you german?
-- Filipino.

6. are you asian?
-- Yes.

7. are you chinese?
-- Not!

8. are you asian?
-- Duh!

9. are your parents still married?
-- Yes they are.

10. do you love someone right now?
-- Yes, all of us love someone. Right?

TEN FAVORITES.
1. friends:
-- WE Are One

2. flower:
-- Any Purple one.

3. colors:
-- Purple and its shades

4. sport:
-- Badminton, Soccer

5. mall:
-- Riverbanks, Sta.Lucia, Robinsons Metro East

6. music:
-- Pop, RnB, Choral, Trans, Bar Music!!

7.food:
-- Afritada, chocolates.

8. season:
-- Christmas!!!!

9. animal:
-- None!

10. subject:
-- Arts..


TEN FACTS.
1. hometown:
-- Marikina City, Philippines

2. hair color:
-- black

3.perfume:
-- b/ Pure herbench spray

4. hair style:
-- Plain shoulderlength

5. eye color:
-- black

6. crush:
-- David Archuleta

7. mood:
-- bored

8. skin color:
-- Morena

9. available?:
-- Available for friends, for relationship: no more.

10. lefty/righty:
-- rightie.

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE.
1. have you ever been in love?
-- yes.

2. do you believe in love?
-- yah.

3. why did your last relationship fail?
-- Not applicable

4. have you ever been heartbroken?
-- yah

5. have you ever broken someone's
heart?
-- Dont know..

6. have you ever fallen for one of
your best friends?
-- Hmmm.. let me check? Call it Puppy Love.

7. have you ever liked someone but
never told them?
-- Yes indeed. But just leave it..

8. are you afraid of commitment?
-- No I'm filled with courage!

9. has someone ever kissed your hand?
-- Yah, Him.

10. have you ever had a secret admirer?
-- I guess..

TEN THINGS: THIS OR THAT.
1. love or lust
-- I can always have both of that!! Bad am I?

2. hard liquor or beer:
-- Hard Liquor

3. night or day
-- Night

4. one night stands or relationships:
-- relationships..

5. television or internet:
-- internet.

6. pepsi or coke:
-- pepsi.

7. wild night out or romantic night in:
-- romantic night in.. that sounds great!

8. colored pictures or black and white
pictures:
-- black and white..

9. phone or in person:
-- In person, except for Robbers and Serial killers.

10. friendster or myspace:
-- friendster!

TEN HAVE Y0U EVER's.
1. have you ever been caught sneaking
out?
-- Sssssshhhhhh..

2. have you ever kissed s0meone you
dont love?
-- Nah.

3. have you ever done something you
regret?
-- It's a waste of time to regret, Just Find a way to resolve and move on..

4. have you ever bungee jumped?
-- nope.

5. have you ever been on a house boat?
-- nah.

6. have you ever finished an entire jaw
breaker?
-- haven't tried

7. have you ever wanted someone so
badly it hurts?
-- Did.

8. have you ever go out with your loved
one?
-- of course.

I tried generating a slogan for myself via this so called " Slogan generator" and they have produced a quite funny one,

Your Slogan Should Be

Jacklyn; What You'd Eat if You Lived on Mars

The Slogan Generator

go ahead, try yours and blog about what your slogan has been!!!
Ciao!!!

My 100 truths..Try yours..

I would just like to share a few truths about myself,and would like to note my friend Sherri Anne Ella, who first did the sharing..

001. Real name → Jacklyn Kaye Castillo Remo
002. Nick name(s)→ Jacke, Jack, Jackie
003. Eye color→ Black
004. Zodiac sign → Libra or Scorpio
005. Male or female → Shemale hehe..
006. Elementary → Infant Jesus Academy
007. high School → infant jesus academy
008. college → University of Santo Tomas
009. Smart → I declare myself smart.
010. Hair color → brown.
011. Long or short → Shoulder length
012. Loud or Quiet → loud..
013. Sweats or Jeans → jeans..
014. Phone or Camera → CAMERA
015. Health freak → Nah..
016. Drink or Smoke → Hate smoking, Love Drinking!!
17. Crush on someone - Always have one
018. Eat or Drink → Eat
019. Piercings → ears
020. Tattoos → Not my type..
021. Righty or lefty → Rightie..

FIRSTS :
023. First piercing → ears
024. First best friend → Ailene Ragotero
025. First award → most polite
026. First crush → Tony Lambino of Smokey Mountain..when I was 6 years old.
027. First pet → Fish..
028. First big vacation - Bataan in 1998..

CURRENTLY :
049. Eating → Suman, "Sweet Malagkit Rice"
050. Drinking → Coffee..
052. I'm about to → call a few clients.
053. Listening to → Telephone Rings
054. Plans for 2nyt - go to recto claim button pins orders.
055. Waiting for → 5:00pm

YOUR FUTURE:
058. Want kid/s? →Yep, 2, 1 boy and 1 girl hopefully
059. Want to get married? → Yes, I do.
060. Careers in mind? → Advertising related, Arts and Design..

WHICH IS BETTER WITH BOYS?
068. Lips or eyes → Lips..
070. Shorter or taller → Taller
072. Romantic or spontaneous → r0mantic..
073. Nice stomach or arms → arms..
074. Sensitive or loud → sensitive
075. Hook-up or relationship →relati0nship..
077. Trouble maker or hesitant → hesitant..

HAVE YOU EVER:
079. Drank bubbles? → not yet..
080. Lost glasses/contacts? → not yet..
081. Ran away from home? → planned but hesitated..
084. Broken someones heart → I'll never Know..
085. Been arrested → Not yet..
087. Cried when someone died → Yes, it was awful..

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
089. Yourself → Of course..There's nothing more truthful to myself than me..
090. Miracles → sometimes.
091. Love at first sight → AT second sight maybe..
092. Heaven → Not really sure.
093. Santa claus → I know who he is..
094. Sex on the first date → That's gross!!

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
095. Is there one person you want to be with right now → yes!
098. Are you seriously happy withwhere you are in life → not seriously happy, but im not really sad.
99. Do you believe in God → 0f c0urse yes..
100. Post as 100 truths → oki dokie....

Random Questions..

1. Your mom calls you?

->. Ate Jack

2. What is your favorite shake in zagu?

->. watermelon

3. What movie/s are you waiting for?

->. Sex and the City

4. If you wanted to be in a band, what

position do you want to be in?

->. vocals/drums

5. What is the nastiest thing you've

ever touched?

->. seeeecret!!! ;p

6. Do you want to live with your gf/bf

forever?

->. of course,

7. Where is the place you want to be

right now?

->.44 MLQ St., Parang marikina City

8. What song do you listen to feel

happy?

->. Not songs but "the Morning Rush" of Chico and Delamar..

9. In star wars, who are you?

->. yoda ? (Not a star warrior..hehe)

11. What movie/s makes you cry?

->. a walk to remember,

12. Name famous people you had a crush

on?

->. Rico Blanco, David Archuletta

13. What is your favorite drink?

->. COFFEE!!!!!!

14. Who is/are the cartoon characters

that you like?

->. Mickey Mouse..and Mickey Mouse and Mickey Mouse

15. Chocolates or Flowers?

->. Chocolates..no doubt about it!!

16. In a week, how many times do you

go online?

->. weekdays

17. Single or married?

->. in a relationship..haha

18. Describe yourself in one word?

->. gbfsjhgcjmf

19. What's the first thing you do when

you wake up?

->. Disable my phone's alarm and sleep again..zzzz

20. What's the last thing you do

before you go to sleep?

->. text.. or call simoun..

21. Something about you that you're

proud of:

->. I'm Versatile..

22. Are you in-love?

->. Forever!

23. What's your favorite number?

-> 12

24. Are you happy?

->. Yes..I am..

25. why?

->. Because that's the way everyone should be..

26. Is there something u wanna d0?

->. somethind I want to eat.. Chocolate cake!!!

27. What are you listening to right

now?

->. No Air - Jordin Sparks

28. Complete this sentence:

THE WORLD NEEDS..

->. Love for each other

29. What was the last thing you ate?

->. Turon

30. If you were a crayon, what color

->. Purple

31. What did you eat for breakfast?

->. Burger Patties and Shake

32. what are you wearing?

->. office clothes

33. Favorite day/s of the week?

->. Sunday!!

Tell this to your Man

There's nothing more important to a woman than knowing that she is the most imporant person for her man.

Here's a few tips for all the guys out there who would like to show how much their girl mean to them, but doesnt know how..

When she stares at your mouth [ Kiss her ]

When she pushes you or hits you like adumb ass cuz she thinks shes strongerthan you [ Grab her and dont let go ]

When she starts cursing at you tryinto act all tuff [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]

When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ]

When she ignores you [ Give her your attention ]

When she pulls away [ Pull her back ]

When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ]

When you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word ]

When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]

When she's scared [ Protect her ]

When she looks at you with doubt [ Back yourself up ]

When she says that she likes you [SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULDUNDERSTAND!!!]

When she bumps into you; [ bump into her back and make herlaugh ]

When she tells you a secret [ keep it safe and untold ]

When she looks at you in your eyes [ dont look away until she does ]

When she says it's over [ she still wants you to be hers ]

Stay on the phone with her even ifshe's not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight anddon't let go-

- Stay up all night with her whenshe's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her orher favorite show even if you thinkit's stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang outwith her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

cheesy but true..

strange though, a woman's mind is the most complicated and fragile thing..

stay in love!!!!

Adult Life ahead

I've always fantasized of how my life would be after college. And now, here it is knocking in my head "Hello Jacke!! I'm Here, I'm no longer your fantasy" and then I will cringe, and "Crap"

"what am i to do with life?". Im out of ideas.. where are all the thousand Ideas I have been fantasizing about? They all took a vacation, I guess..

well, let's just leave them there and look back on the last memorable day, me and my friends had..

these are my bestest friends.,Karen, Me, Eia and Marianne. We look crazy there, and we really are crazy because sooner or later we will have to leave each other's company.

well not exactly temporarily but we know for a fact that life after college won't be as much fun as our days before.

This team is already tried and tested.. From us came out the words "we are one!!" that soon gave us Identity. Thanks to Eia for that copywriting skill, our friendship did have its slogan.

Now, we're really crazy.

here is just 1/3 of the bunch of people I have made special memories with during college..

we all look nice here.. but we don't look like that always.

Thanks to concealers, we were able to hide the fruits of our hard labours: eyebags.

oh, how those days passed so quickly..

If only we could stay young forever..

but hey! It will neverbe..

so here we are on seperate paths, yet forever will be brothers and sisters.

For Adver 3-5

I give you this..

ciao!!